deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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cmucondomfairy:

If you sent me a question, please send it again. For some reason tumblr will not allow me to view it. 😣

Anyone know why this happened?

dragondicks:

there’s a prevalent attitude in media that any sexuality other than heterosexuality is more sexual and adult than heterosexuality, which is the norm, the default and “innocent”. It needs to stop immediately

(via lilitharcane)

fauxcyborg:

pedophilia for ts

adults with an interest in barely-legal type of situations are basically admitting the only thing stopping them from pursuing and assaulting underage minors is the legality of it. they have no moral compass and feel entitled to young girls. they’re nauseating.

they’ll split…

I accidentally reblogged something about hating myself?

Idk how it happened, but I apologize. That’s not one of my struggles. I am very lucky in that. Hugs to those battling against themselves. I didn’t mean to falsely claim your struggle. But you are all goddess warriors and you will make it.😘 1

jean-luc-gohard:

An “egalitarian” is someone who, realizing that a scale is imbalanced because there are six pounds on one side and twelve on the other, seeks to correct the imbalance by adding six pounds to both sides.

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

(via iamayoungfeminist)

cardozzza:

southern-feminism:

"If I perform this emergency abortion I’m a murderer!!!"

No, bro. You’re a murderer if you let your pregnant patient die in your office because you refused them an emergency abortion.

As a medical professional, let me say this: If you will not put your patient first—if you will not perform life saving medical care because of your own beliefs—stay the fuck out of the field.

We have enough abusive and ableist people in the field as it is.

(via hippopotapuss)

clientsfromhell:

I was designing a one-page brochure for a client that was supposed to provide the copy. When the copy arrived, it was a four-page Word document.

Me: Umm, I think you’re going to have to remove some of copy, there’s no way we’ll be able to fit all this text into a one-page brochure.

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via egberts)